Pants.

I haven't seen That girl wear pants before this picture.
I don't approve of them.
They make her thighs look larger than I know they are.
They hid her ankles.
They keep the wind from caressing her.
They make her look hard and bitter.
I don't approve of them.
That girl got new glasses.
She should have bought contacts.
That girl can do better.
She must be having a bad day.

Material girl.

That girl wore this shopping.
She likes it when people buy things with her.
She seeks refuge in material objects.
She likes pockets.
She likes leather.
She likes this vest.
The weather on the day she wore this was windy.
I bet she accidentally showed a few people more skin than she intended.
She took this picture the morning after the day she wore this.
That is her bedroom hair.

Those legs!

That pose!
Those beautiful soft legs.
Her pale skin in the sunlight.
That girl is learning how to pose correctly.
Slowly.

Unparted thighs.

No commentary is needed.

Flavored ice.

That girl's favorite food.
They must be how she stays so skinny.
Like the red otter on the box.

That arch!

No description necessary.

That hat.

That girl must have been in a good mood when she took this picture on her computer.
That girl looks good without glasses.
She should wear contacts instead.
Her right arm looks fat here, but it is just a bad angle.
That girl loves vintage hats.
And she really does wear them in public.